attached means identity

This makes me cry every time I see it.

cornbret:

that is a problem

its-awesome-turtle-time:

This is one of my favorite posts because that cat’s  name is  meatloaf

and hes just been sitting there with the money between his paws for who knows how long

the-psycho-cutie:

i didn’t realize growing up meant dying inside but hey it’s whatever

psychofactz:

More Facts on Psychofacts :)

drakesquad:

tuggywuggy:

drakesquad:

i’ll be like 40 w/no kids and people will say “aw i’m so sorry for you” and i’ll be like how was the fucking wiggles reunion tour asshole i went to italy last week for fun and didn’t have to hire a sitter

This is a very sad mentality. To think oneself more important than that of progeny is the sign of a failed human life.

so the wiggles concert wasn’t as good as you thought it would be huh

Hahaha…failed human life. Wow.

dukeofmegadeus:

myinnerfrankcastle:

Remember when floppy disks could save/destroy the world?

1MB was a dangerous thing

gtpomella:

peniscruncher:

dusknoirs:

who was the asshole that decided tattoos looked unprofessional 

the generation that did is dying out so don’t worry

My father - “I would never hire anyone with a visible tattoo! It shows that they have horrible decision making ability!”

Me - *has three very visible tattoos*

lovelydyedlocks:


Bii Hair Salon

Gorgeous!

offensiveheritage:

This was on the news today, are you kidding me?

Jesus.