The face she gives me when she wants to get on the couch
let her on the damn couch you monster
There is topless Natalie Dormer on my dash
THIS IS NOW THE BEST DAY EVER
How is a single human being allowed to be that impossibly hot?
SOME KIND OF SORCERY IS MY GUESS O.O
If a guy ever makes you jealous using another girl, make sure you don’t blame the girl. Blame the guy. Team up with the girl and set him on fire. Do it. Girl power.
#and then date the girl
My ex tried to fuck this one girl 4 years younger than me and that is how I found my best friend in the world.
|—||Hank Green (via ohhelloindigo)|
|—||Sylvia Plath (via larmoyante)|
I couldn’t scroll past this.
"rock is evil"
People are fucking idiots
Every single person I’ve met in a punk or rock band have been the nicest people I’ve met in my life.
Not to mention that bands like Pierce the Veil, All Time Low, and many other artists support the fuck out of cancer foundations.
And that Of Mice & Men visited a girl in the hospital who was dying of cancer more than once. And when she dies, Austin got a tattoo of her name.
1. Your skin may never be perfect, and that’s okay.
2. Life is too short not to have the underwear, the coffee, and the haircut you want.
3. Everyone (including your family, your coworkers, and your best friend) will talk about you behind your back, and you’ll talk about them too. It doesn’t mean you don’t love each other.
4. It’s okay to spend money on things that make you happy.
5. Sometimes without fault or reason, relationships deteriorate. It will happen when you’re six, it will happen when you’re sixty. That’s life.
|—||Five things I am trying very hard to accept (via aumoe)|
loud music should be a thing in public restrooms i don’t like hearing people pee
This was a thing at the Paul Mitchell school I went to, it was very helpful.
people who’ve never experienced financial woes: ummmm why dont you just work 100 hours a week, sell everything you own, including your organs lol?