*sigh* Yep. My mom officially noticed my once amazing ja-hoobs have shrunk from my weightloss. :’( I then proceeded to show her my butt has gotten much bigger from the workouts I’ve been doing. Her response? “Nah. You’ve just been having a lot of sex, haven’t you?”
Lmfao. I love my mom’s rare, pervy comments.
Mrs. Rogers wait staff, every day at 3pm sharp.
And muh booty.